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Catholic Demotivational Poster


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool shit! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there Buttercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


AVE SATAN -


TAGS: pope catholic religion
Rating: 3.27/5


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be gay. i'm not gay, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total shit now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be gay to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total shit.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you gay? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So fucking true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically assume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant dick? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized assholes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist assholes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. Fuck islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them




CATHOLIC DUCKS - Don't believe in birth control


TAGS: ducks catholic babies
Rating: 4.06/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
LOL


POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."


TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
Lol!Nice.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic


HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL DAMNATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get shot in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL DAMNATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid shit christians.


CATHOLIC TEST - If you see the Pope first, you are SO Catholic




CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity nuns catholic
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:56 pm
What can I say? She was stacked!
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:56 pm
Memories, Aggy?
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 3:50 am
and INFINITY FOUR in case you were wondering
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 3:50 am
AAAAAGH GIANT DEMON NUN! no? lemme try again: iv'e heard of satanic nuns but this is ridiculous!


COMPASSION -




CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told.


TAGS: catholic church religion christ bishop priest
Rating: 2.43/5

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Skog - October 28, 2009, 12:39 pm
what a genius show
Doc - July 6, 2009, 7:20 am
Feck! Arse! Drink!
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 10:20 am
I would NEVER kick you up the arse - sure, I think you're great!
Ryuuzaki - February 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Kicking Bishop Brenon Up The Arse
Fredric T - January 2, 2009, 10:13 am
RIP Father Ted


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd tap that


STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to shit.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, fuck, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a shit what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


NEW STORE - Yes, it is run by the catholic church. Why do you ask?


TAGS: catholic church store new father ryan
Rating: 4.1/5

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Nagori - August 12, 2010, 8:03 am
It's a sheer fact -- I would be laughing hysterically, if only I wasn't from a deeply Catholic family.......
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:15 am
When selecting a size, remember that they're cold right now.


IPED -


TAGS: pope ipad iped catholicism cult
Rating: 4.08/5

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caveman - June 20, 2012, 6:06 am
Hahaha...took me a while but i finally got it
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:35 am
hehe 5 giggling atheists
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
Nasty...Please post to religifake.
LeightonESmith - June 18, 2012, 4:57 pm
I'm probably getting down voted by angry Catholics. Good.
spypengen - June 18, 2012, 4:53 pm
i SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 5l


SCHOOL UNIFORMS -


TAGS: pray for a strong wind miniskirts awesome catholicism
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus - I hope it is very cold!!
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 8:03 pm
Pretty much...maybe some of the other private schools have them too; the private schools are primarily Catholic where I live. They're certainly not in public high schools.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:33 am
Only Catholic schools have uniforms in the US?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:32 am
I hope it's not a cold night.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:27 am
It's about as lazy as one can get, all he has to do is slap a cardboard sign around his neck.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
A nudist challenging the establishment? So he's wearing clothes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Gay Lemmy....I can see it.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Lemmy from Motorhead. Friend of mines going as a nudist on strike.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:24 am
Gay cowboy this year Random?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:23 am
Only during the Stampede. And drunken times. And this upcoming Halloween.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:22 am
I have no local news.....I live in a field. But at least I don't wear a cowboy hat like Random.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:21 am
You need to hands to eat a sammich?...Good point. Tell her to bring you a plate and THEN you can use the pimp slap. After you're done eating, you can throw the plate; that'll be epic and might even land you on your local news. *thumbs up*
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Pretty much. I'm bored and surfing the web for some good images.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Always lurking eh Random?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Random.....For The Win!
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Depends on what you're slapping her with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:16 am
How am I supposed to hold the sandwich and slap her at the same time?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:15 am
That's what the pimp hand is for!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:12 am
I appreciate the apology, I try to treat women with the utmost.........Hang on, I'm trying to get this bitch to understand that I want the sammich and the blowjob at the same time.....can't find my belt......
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, I'm sorry for implying that you think of women as things and not people designed by God to please us. @Goat: You knew Ella Fitzgerald!?
The Goat - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I knew one girl whose skirts were always 4-6" higher when she got to school than when she left home. No bare stomachs in those days but she made a good career as a jazz singer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
I meant the caption....I would never objectify a woman by judging her on her appearance.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:32 am
Thanks. There's nothin' like a skirt that shows a little more than it's supposed to; praise the pink book bag. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Nice.5.
spacedog - October 2, 2009, 10:41 pm
Amen.
CANADA - October 2, 2009, 9:43 pm
FAP FAP FAP. AMEN!


HELL - Give the Church 10% of Your Income Or You're Going There


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.32/5

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Overlord Douchebag - October 30, 2008, 11:36 am
If it's not spicy or hellish, then you cooked it wrong.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 3:13 am
Haven't any of you ever had Human Soup? It's not hellish; it's not even spicy. More like chicken soup, but the dumplings are different.
Sho - October 29, 2008, 11:22 pm
No, he's right. If you don't do that, they say you don't belong to the "chosen group" that will be saved when the Judgment Day arrives. believe me I know
Put a stamp on it - October 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
Learn to read please, that's not what it's about


Condoms -




JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


HELL - As Defined By Dante's Inferno, Not The Bible Don't Be An Illiterate Douche Bag When You Tell Me I'm Going There


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.14/5

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Hordika - January 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
wheres the other 4? Note: Apparently I'm special enough that Satan decided to give me any seat I want.
smash - November 13, 2008, 3:39 pm
seems as though I have a few seats reserved for me.......
yon - November 10, 2008, 9:51 am
save me a seat will ya
Culos - October 30, 2008, 5:03 am
Won't tell you where you're goin' but I'll see you there for sure....


AERLINGUS - Catholic or Bust!!!


TAGS: catholic or bust irish planes
Rating: 1.5/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
onelionus, becauseIdon'tgetit-us
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 11:26 pm

er....um...ah....what?
GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 9:05 pm
cuni-lingus, the only way to go down...
ojjuror - September 8, 2010, 8:00 pm
Any Lingus - The Only way to Fly.


CATHOLICISM - 'nuff said


TAGS: the catholic church
Rating: 1.2/5

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Highlord - November 24, 2008, 6:51 am
Photoshop. Amen.


CONFESSION -


TAGS: catholic church child abuse history
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:58 pm

oh ouch.
lgvernon - August 14, 2013, 10:16 pm

Already done! Thanks!~
BobbEdwards - August 14, 2013, 10:05 pm
Primo Religifake 5tuff, too


I Wish -


TAGS: catholic dirty sex wish
Rating: 4.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2014, 4:56 pm
Drop this one by religifake as well.
JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
I guess you're not a catholic hehe. Thanks for the fiver :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:47 pm
Jesus...that may be, but it still doesn't always make it 5L fun ;)


TRADITION - when people talk about tradition but leave faith out of the equation they forget our tradition is older than yours


TAGS: tradition catholicism
Rating: 2.64/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 10:28 pm
Dude, I am still hiding under my covers.....
jameswnash - November 29, 2010, 9:53 pm
What about liverlove666...now that could make you shudder!
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 9:47 pm
I don't like liver... If i saw a username with that in it, I would shudder
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 9:45 pm
Neither Do I.
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2010, 9:34 pm
I definately DO NOT LIKE those those numbers Hammy.
rerun - November 29, 2010, 9:24 pm

@black - this is a satire site, don't like what you see? leave.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 9:20 pm
said by the guy with 666 in his name... NO U!
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
actually if you think about it quite logiclly religion is a rather new concept based merely on the fact that the earth is billions of years old and religion is only about 3000 years old, thus your argument is invalid and your beliefs unfounded and pointle


Rickets -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real asshole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


THe Catholic Church -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.08/5

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Chadley - August 6, 2009, 3:19 am
Why is there an Egyptian stick out the front of this?
NYG - July 31, 2009, 12:38 am
You know i was pissed, but then I thought...WWJD... So I lit the creator of this motifake on fire and sent him to Hell.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:21 pm
woah deja vu
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:01 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ever notice that this site NEVER has an anti-Republican poster in it? If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:11 pm
I'm surprised he didn't call it 'region'.
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:24 am
4 real is shame for the text typing...oh the unbelivable.. humanity...so so shame. Tard.
Culos - January 13, 2009, 10:24 am
4 real r u 4 real? You type like a real retard...
4 real - January 13, 2009, 10:23 am
religion is for the weaks. Im shame of the humanity and is unbelivable religion.
The Jedi Church - November 13, 2008, 4:18 am
"These are not the wacky cultists you're looking for"
Meh - November 13, 2008, 4:14 am
There are not even a 100 people who hate the real Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Catholic Church is. You are wilfully ignorant.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
I'm guessing that St Peter's is also a well known spaceport, but I AM just guessing.
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:01 pm
Even as a devout atheist, I am bound to ask: where beist the attempt at humor? Hmmmm?


Christian Scientists -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.04/5

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anonymous - November 24, 2008, 12:01 am
tl;dr


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT photoshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the photoshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
[email protected] - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


Christian Scientists -




LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm
until you are gone postal....


Is It Worth It? -


TAGS: catholic church masturbation hell eternity
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 5:04 pm
If you do it right! LOL! 5 L!


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CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORMS - There's something to be said for standardization!




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